MASTER: Now that you have earned enough money working under me i suggest you to start your own business
SUPPANDI:Yes Master!I have been thinking of it lately.
MASTER: Oh!Is it?! What kind of business did u plan?
SUPPANDI:I am planning to start a saloon in PUNJAB!!!!!
Well Done Sia garu
ReplyDeletethx hyd :p
DeleteSuper jokes sia garu Awesome Kev Keka
ReplyDelete=)) thx seeths
Deletelolzz sia gaaru...nice jokes andi :D
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ReplyDeleteVery funny jokes sia garu - @Srinivas
ReplyDeleteglad u enjoyed :p
Deletesia keka jokes:@allizz
ReplyDelete=)) keep laughing alliz :p
DeleteSia,
ReplyDeleteVery Nice...
Regards
Sandhyaraagam
thx sandy <3 :p
DeleteJoke 1
ReplyDeleteOnce Suppandi's master's book had been torn. Suppandi stitched it back with thread. His master advised him to use super glue to stitch or stick together anything as it gives better results.
Then One Day-
Master: Suppandi, iron my new and expensive suit as it has to be worn on the wedding tonight.
That evening-
Master: Suppandi, give me my suit.
Suppandi: Here it is.
Master: What has happened to it? What do you think you did to it?
Suppandi: The suit had been stitched together with thread, so I removed all the thread and stuck it together with super glue. Doesn't it give a much better result.
Master: S-U-P-P-A-N-D-I!!!! You're fired! Get out.
Joke 2
One day Suppandi was playing football with his master's son. He had been posted as goalkeeper. Then the opposition charged towards his goal and kicked the ball into the goal from right beside his legs. The masters son was boiling with anger.
Son: Why didn't you stop the ball Suppandi?
Suppandi: Why in the world should I stop it? What is the net in the goal for?
Joke 3
One day Suppandi and his master were returning from somewhere in the intense heat.
Master: The sun has darkened our skins Suppandi.
Suppandi agreed. The next day-
Master: Suppandi! Get me a bottle of hair dye from the neighbouring store. After some time-
Master: Suppandi, didn't you get that bottle.
Suppandi: I went to the shop, but then I had a brilliant idea. Why don't you stand out in the sun. The sun will darken your hair.
Joke 4
Master: Suppandi, why have you put the spoilt mangoes in the sink. Put them in the dustbin. That's where all spoiled thing's go.
Suppandi: Yes Master.
Master: After throwing them in the dustbin go and get my son, Vijay from school.
After some time there were noises and screams for help coming from the kitchen.The Master rushed in.
Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing with my son by putting him into the dustbin?
Suppandi: Master, when I had gone to get him, his teacher told me that he was a spoiled brat. You only told me that all spoilt things go in the dustbin.
Joke 5
Master: Suppandi, How much time does it take for you to post a letter? And look, you haven't even posted the letter the 1 hour you have been out.
Suppandi: I searched the whole town master. But all the post boxes were locked.
Lasya,
DeleteEnjoyed ur jokes....
Thanks & Regards
Sandhya Raagam
wife : eemandoi idi vinnaraaa?
ReplyDeletehubby: eemayyindeee ?
wife : mana pelli chesina pantulu garu poyarata andoi,
hybby : ayyyooo avunaa, ayina mana pelli chesina papam oorikee potundaaa?
appu(aparanji)
Appu superrrr raaaa..........Nee Joke Ma colleagues ki cheppa andaram break time lo full navvam........Andaru neeku cheppamannaru too good ani.........
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DeleteMan Crying: na cheyyi tegindi
ReplyDeletechala noppiga undi
Santa: orey noru moosuko
atu chudu aadi tala tegipoyindi,
ayina gammuna unnadu..!!
appu.
:) very funny appu ji
Deletelol! appu sis nice one!!
Deleteson :enti mummy mounanga kurchundi
ReplyDeletedad:mee mummy nannu Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu..
appu
rofl appu ji :)
DeleteTeacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
ReplyDeleteStudent : Zeebra
Teacher: yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi.
appu.
lolz super andoiii appu garu .. navvukunam baga chadivi ..
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DeleteBALAYYA BABU PA: sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mana cinimaki okkaru raledu ,
ReplyDeleteBALAYYA BABU :tikket 10 rs ani cheppandi ,
BALAYYA BABU PA :manaki nastham vosthundi sarrrrr ,
BALAYYA BABU :eemi radu hall nidaka 5 min ki bayataki velladaniki 300 rs vasul cheyyandi..............
appu.
T.cher- bittu! Come on. Bord meedha yaabhai ayidhu number raayi.
ReplyDeletebittu:- yela raayaali?
T.cher- voka 5 pakkana maroka 5 raayaali.
(bittu only voka 5 raasi aagipoyii)
t.cher- what? raiee
bittu- yi 5 ki yetu pakkana maroka 5 veyala ani aalochisthunnanu teacher
appu
Bus lo oo ammai :'emitandi! sthrilu kurchunne chota poga thragaradhu ani rayincharu?'
ReplyDeletechamathkari conducter :'' abbe em ledandi, andharu ituvaipe chustharu kada andhukan''
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Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......
ReplyDeleteson: Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.
appu
:) :) :) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :):) :) very nice jokes
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Deletenice joke appu mam fevistick joke super
ReplyDelete2) Sitting, eating mountains melting
ReplyDelete3) Marriage coming Vomiting Coming No Waiting
4) Aunty property son-in-law donating
5) Rameswaram going Saneswaram not leaving
6) Smiling lady crying gent don’t believe
7) Hands’ burning leaves catching
Ramayan hearing rama sita a relation asking
9) Education coming Mind going
10) Crow baby crow kiss
11) Gents salary ladies age don’t ask
12) 1000 lies tell do one marriage
13) For jaundice man all looks Yellow
14) Village marriage dogs hurry
15) No wife, No stomach son’s name somalingam
16) Having gone keeping also gone…
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ReplyDeleteANT was running in d forest.
ReplyDeleteFox: Y r u running
Ant: Evvado elephant son anta na girlfrdni teez chesadanta na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chetullo.
Train Velthondhi ,
ReplyDeleteChinthapandu parugetthukuntuu vacchi Oka Compartment lo Yekkaadu.
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okavela boys vomiting cheskunte parents ekkada thini vachado ee yedava antaru, ade ammayilu vomiting chesukunte yevade aa yedava antaru. moral of the story: iddarlo yevaru vomiting cheskunna boys yedavale!
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Father : inni takkuva marks..? 2 peekaanante..!, Son : avunu dady pada veladam maa teacher illu already chusi vuncha..!
ReplyDeleteA sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
=)) good one guys!!
ReplyDeleteApple crying....
ReplyDeletebanana:why are u crying ?
Apple: all people cut eat me.
Banana : u are better den me..all remove my dress eat me...SIGGUTHO CHASTHUNA:p
lol endi kaka e jokes
Deletepaddoo
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DeleteEDHI emayna kanni life lo 2 vishayalu gurthupettukondi andharu:d
ReplyDelete1.chettu edhyana kanni gaalosthey vooguthayi.
2. raakapothey voogavu:p hehe
evvi endhuku gurthupettukovali?? naaku joke inka ellagaledhu?
ReplyDeleteanduke joke amma ...sare inko joke vinnu ..sonai: chha...vadiki (ROSHAYYA)naa mida preme led,he does'nt love me u know.KCR:no he luv'z u so much
DeleteSONIA:avuna entha?KCR:modati sari nenu telangana adiginappudu kaliginatti kopamanta,modatisati bundh chesinappudu jariginatti doshamanta,modatisari nenu diskha chesinappudu periginatti doshamanta,chivarisari nuvvu telangana ichhinappudu tiriginatti baramanta:psony he luv's u he love's u so much :p
lolz..naaku joke ardham kakapovatame pedha joke a?? ento!!
Deletelolzzz ee joke bagundhi
GUY'S new JOKE of da DAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteBOY:i love u
GIRL: naa cheppu size thelusa?
BOY:illa propose chesanno ledho appudey giftlu adugadam modhallu petesava.?dhongaa.a.a..;)
ee boy ki brain not working properly i guess...poor fellow!! :D
ReplyDeleteantha ledu neeku aa joke ardham kaledu kanni ee joke vinnu ...
ReplyDeleteOka andamaina girl tho oka boy ila annadu raa itu raa...
girl:na cheppu teeyamantava
boy:parvaledu,alane vachey ikkada masid kani gudi kani ledu:p
sare inko joke of da day ..guy's vinandi ...
ReplyDeleteGirl: ala choostaventi neeku akka chelli lera?
Boy: unnaru anduke choostunna.
Girl: adenti?
Boy: vallaki vadina kavalanta;)
Teacher dis joke is for u ...Please read aa.!!!
ReplyDeleteAs years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P
Short But True !!!:p
Your Head :D
DeleteNot my head maam..when you realize how perfect everything is about me...you will tilt your head back and laugh at the LOGME!!!!
DeleteAn Old Story, But Awesome Story, worth to Read and Share . .
ReplyDeleteHusband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor…
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him….
He prays that they should not have a fight..
He finds a note near the table…
“Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery…
i will come running back to you, my love.
I love you. …
He gets surprised and asks his son..,
‘what happened last night..?
Son told…,”
when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said……
” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…
I M Married !!!
That’s True Love…?
its all crazy ) so cute ?
True Love is Enough…feel it Not only by heart but also by Soul ? ?
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Java interview attended by Sardarji
ReplyDeleteQ. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.
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Give my free gift
Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
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After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
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Suppandi was going to a interview for joining police he wanted to be a jail guard. The inspecter asked suppandi,well these are tough chaps inside the jail so how will you manage them. Suppandi told don't worry if they don't behave out they go. The inspecter told" WHAT??"
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One day Suppandi and his master were returning from somewhere in the intense heat.
Master: The sun has darkened our skins Suppandi.
Suppandi agreed. The next day-
Master: Suppandi! Get me a bottle of hair dye from the neighbouring store. After some time-
Master: Suppandi, didn't you get that bottle.
Suppandi: I went to the shop, but then I had a brilliant idea. Why don't you stand out in the sun. The sun will darken your hair.
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Master: Suppandi, How much time does it take for you to post a letter? And look, you haven't even posted the letter the 1 hour you have been out.
Suppandi: I searched the whole town master. But all the post boxes were locked.
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One day Suppandi was playing football with his master's son. He had been posted as goalkeeper. Then the opposition charged towards his goal and kicked the ball into the goal from right beside his legs. The masters son was boiling with anger.
Son: Why didn't you stop the ball Suppandi?
Suppandi: Why in the world should I stop it? What is the net in the goal for?
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once santa's son asks him: Dad what is 2+2?
sant: ulu ka pattha,
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why u guy's alway's copy ....:pvery bad u become copycat's ....make ur own joke's :D
DeletePosts: 3 Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over. Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff. I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion."
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A SUPERB ad in paper:
"FOR SALE -
Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
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A couple went to a wish well.
Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.
Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.
Santa shouted, "O Teri.. It works
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santa: i was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours due to electric failure
banta: i was worse off.i was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hours!!!
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."
--Sia